DaMentalFunism

Fruitcake connoisseurs will enjoy this fanfic version of the awful Left Behind Series at Rapture Ready: a collaborative work of fiction (or is it??) called "Are they ready for this?", taking the form of a messageboard thread, and detailing the event of the Rapture, its aftermath on Earth, and then the event of the Rapture again. Over and over.

Lovers of fine literature, sadly, will not enjoy it so much.

Not only is it nigh-on unreadable due to the plethora of time-jumps back to the Rapture event; it also suffers a terrible helping of fanfic's worst offense: the smarmy oracular self-insertion!

Our advisors at fstdt use the word "fap" a lot in their commentary on this work.

So I've not posted anything here for a while. It's because I've been distracted by a website called Fundies Say the Darnedest Things which I discovered has a similar theme to that which I had planned for this blog. The participants of that website sift through the boards and blogs of the Internet's thick lunatic fringe and bring back their spoils so that others can enjoy the lulz.

At the moment there seems to be a sort of siblinghood developing between FSTDT and Rapture Ready, which is a message board for that wedge of Christendom who hate pretty much everything and are impatiently anticipating being beamed away by God. The discourse gets a bit Kool-Aid-ish at times.

It's a siblinghood of the "Muuu-uuuuum he stole my stuff" variety.

More soon, I promise.